Rumors
Port Gamble Theater
Port Gamble, WA 98364
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(LIVE THEATER - 2026 SEASON)
RUMORS
By Neil Simon
Directed by Jeffrey Bassett
"Prepare for an uproarious evening of laughter and chaos with Neil Simon's timeless farce, 'Rumors.' Set against the backdrop of a glamorous dinner party hosted by a deputy mayor and his wife, the play takes a wild and unexpected turn, leading to a cascade of comedic misunderstandings and absurd situations. Neil Simon's genius for crafting witty dialogue and his unparalleled sense of comedic timing come to life on the stage, promising audiences a night filled with belly laughs and sheer entertainment. As the mystery unravels, so does the hilarity, making 'Rumors' a must-see theatrical experience that will leave you in stitches. Join us for a riotous journey into the world of upscale chaos, where rumors fly, and the laughter never stops!"
CONTENT ADVISORY: Performance contains several instances of strong adult language. May not be suitable for children. Discretion advised.
*All tickets will have a pass thru ticket vendor fee of .99 per ticket. (season subscribers excluded)